And as Americans, we must ask ourselves Are we really so different Must we stereotype those who disagree with us Do we truly believe that ALL red-state residents are ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying road-kill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks or that ALL blue-state residents are godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing Communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts Yes. This is called diversity, and it is why we are such a great nation - a nation that has given the world both nuclear weapons AND SpongeBob SquarePants.And so today I am calling upon both sides in the red-blue rift to reach out. Maybe we could have a cultural-exchange program between red and blue states. For example, a delegation from Texas could go to California and show the Californians how to do some traditional Texas thing such as castrate a bull using only your teeth, and then the Californians could show the Texans how to rearrange their football stadiums in accordance with the principles of feng shui (for openers, both goalposts should be at the west end of the field). Or maybe New York and Kentucky could have a college-style mixer, featuring special crossover hors d'oeuvres, such as bagels topped with squirrel parts.
Quotes about goalposts (11 Quotes)
I've been in the stadium where all four ribbons on top of the goalposts were blowing toward each other. It doesn't make any sense, but I've seen it. That's just what happens when you've got so many surfaces for the wind to blow against.
I'm still looking for something. I'm getting closer, I think, but if someone moves the goalposts before the next album, I may have to follow them
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are.
There are no glowing pucks or glowing helmets or glowing goalposts, but what there is going to be is passionate hockey conversation. We're not reinventing the wheel. We're showing a great game in a new light.
We didn't have a lot of fields roundabout us, ... We'd put down a couple of sweatshirts and use them for the goalposts. We just played on the asphalt, but it wasn't a problem. We had a lot of good times and never complained.
This company played by the rules, and now it looks like the U. S. government is trying to move the goalposts. We're concerned that this could have a very chilling effect on investment in the U. S., particularly from the Arab world.
Microsoft is obliged to comply with the remedies which were imposed in the commission's 2004 decision, nothing more nothing less. We are not moving the goalposts as has been suggested, we are not changing our demands.
The goalposts have not moved... We are not making new and changing demands. We simply request that Microsoft comply with what is in the March 2004 decision... Nothing more, nothing less.
He is pretty intense, so we try to get him to be a fullback. He puts his head down and tries to run someone over. He's willing to take what he can get and take the hard yards. If he needs to knock over the goalposts, he can do it.
For three months we gave the Miami relatives every opportunity to follow the law and allow the custody of the young boy to be with the father, and at every turn they frustrated the process, they moved the goalposts and we were left on Saturday with only one alternative.