I'm a born entertainer, when I open the fridge and the light comes on, I burst into song.
I'm a born entertainer, when I open the fridge and the light comes on, I burst into song.
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed 100 percent of the time.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
What did (Noah) say, 'Last time I checked, there was food in the fridge. Noah is a terrific college player, but he's not ready. It's one thing to go to the pros, and another to be ready to play.
If you go near the fridge there's beer, but if you don't go near the fridge it's not as if there are crates of beer and scotch lying around.
I'm still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there's half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola.
You put them on various household items such as a door or refrigerator so if your mom didn't open the fridge by 10 o'clock in the morning we would call you or send you a text message.
No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water.
But there does have to be a point, ... where the doctor says, 'Fridge, you gotta go back to eating.'
Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge!
In an odd way, all the appliances that the advertisers put out there, and said, Buy this brand-new stove', Buy the fridge' Make Jell-O', all that horrible nutrition that came up because of instant pudding, Jell-O, fish sticks, TV dinners, all of that that I had before dismissed as the death of our culture -- I realized that housewives wanted these things, because they wanted time back, ... A washing machine gave them time to do something else. It gave them time to read a book. ... A woman didn't want to cook all day. These things that were sold to Americans were actually a gift, in a very strange way. I really enjoyed having to blow that notion out of my head.
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Some of the girls who didn't eat cereal, would just raid the fridge in the morning, ... One had a breakfast of hot dogs and chocolate milk.
I've often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it's been doing to my poetry when I'm not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me.
Within his chubby young body, the skills were still there. He was just a baby when he got into the league. He clearly got behind the 8-ball because of a combination of being too young and not understanding things, and he got depressed. When a big guy like that gets depressed, it often shows itself in the fridge.
For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend's garden. We often joked that there was plenty of film in the fridge, but not too much food!
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