Quotes about constipated (3 Quotes)

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.

So who's perfect ... Washington had false teeth. Franklin was nearsighted. Mussolini had syphilis. Unpleasant things have been said about Walt Whitman and Oscar Wilde. Tchaikovsky had his problems, too. And Lincoln was constipated.

Normally this is their first time, and they have been constipated or haven't been to the bathroom for days. They're typically in pretty bad shape by the time they come to me.