Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass
Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass
Dimitri was on a first name basis with one of the most badass guardians around. Of course, Dimitri was pretty badass himself, so I shouldn't have been surprised.
Because you know, I'm your best friend, but you're just not that badass, man.
Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.
Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.
It wasn't badass. I don't really do badass.
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