My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.
My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.
I'd really like to write a play. I miss the theatre and I've got to get off my arse and write a play that's really what I've got to do.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.
'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American movies are all about sick jokes, puking a lot, arse jokes.
Ummm, reach for the stars and keeps your hands on the ground Something like that I guess you would end up with your arse in the air.
Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse.
A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.
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