The Dilbert Principle People are idiots.
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I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.Scott Raymond Adams
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
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In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.
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Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
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Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage management.
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