Scott Raymond Adams Quotes (13 Quotes)

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

Technology No Place for Wimps.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage management.

Methods for predicting the future 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls ... collectively known as 'nutty methods' 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer ... commonly referred to as 'a complete waste of time.'

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.

The Dilbert Principle People are idiots.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.