My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.Rita Rudner
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Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, Will we ever make love again He said, Yes.... but not with each other.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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