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In this cry of pain the inner consciousness of the people seems to lay itself bare for an instant, and to reveal the mood of beings who feel their isolation in the face of a universe that wars on them with winds and seas.
John Millington Synge
There are no great limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence, imagination, and wonder.
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