Always obey your parents - when they are present.
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Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.Mark Twain
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Men think they think upon the great political questions, and they do but they think with their party, not independently they read its literature, but not that of the other side
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When the human race has once acquired a superstition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it
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My books are water those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so.
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