Ah, if he could only die temporarily!
("The Adventures of Tom Sawyer")
More Quotes from Mark Twain:True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.
The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other sex sexually, at any time of life. During twenty-three days in every month (in the absence of pregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle. Competent every day, competent every night. Also, she wants that candle -- yearns for it, longs for it, hankers after it, as commanded by the law of God in her heart.
I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after it
There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.
There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe. . . the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.
The dog is a gentleman I hope to go to his heaven, not man's
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No man surely has so short a memory as the American.
Rebecca H. Davis