A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
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Reflect we are well equipped, well fortified, we number 54. Fifty-four what Men No, MINDS--the capablest in the world a force against which mere animal might may no more hope to prevail than may the idle waves of the sea hope to prevail against the granite barriers of England.
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