Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
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Bob Hope
Ceremony leads her bigots forth, prepared to fight for shadows of no worth. While truths, on which eternal things depend, can hardly find a single friend.
William Cowper
A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery