My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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Get a pet, an animal you will love and one that will love you in return. In your home, there should be something besides the rugs to take care of. Get a pet that will stain those rugs and you'll have a happier home.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
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