It's weird. I was just thinking about Seinfeld this morning, because a few guys were giving me trouble for only eating muffin tops at breakfast.
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I heard the splash I thought it was a fish. I kind of stepped away, and then I heard all the booing. I thought they were booing me for stepping away from the ball. I mean the shock, the thing goes through your body, and you are like, 'wow, this is really a tough crowd.' Then you look up and you see some clown having an identity crisis swimming around.Jeff Sluman
I am very pleased that the greatest player that has lived has chosen me to be his assistant again. Obviously, Jack thought I was a good sounding board for the decision-making process throughout the competition. I would have loved to have made the team, but this is another honor that I wish more players could experience in their careers.
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It's difficult to win anytime, anywhere on tour now, let alone a crazy, wild format like this that's a lot of fun to be involved in, ... We are going with the same type of strategy that we have the past couple of years and see what happens.
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She's got all of our respect. We understand how difficult it is out here. She's going to win a lot of tournaments in her lifetime. Everybody should just let it happen and let her progress. The answer will come five years down the road, not these seven tournaments (vs. men pros).
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Signing golf balls while you're walking is tough. That's a killer. If I'm trying to get somewhere, I'll autograph it, but it's going to look like a 2-year-old signed it.
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We're dinosaurs. A lot of us still make a nice living, but being able to win golf tournaments will be difficult with our type of game.
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