Jeff Sluman Quotes (16 Quotes)

I heard the splash I thought it was a fish. I kind of stepped away, and then I heard all the booing. I thought they were booing me for stepping away from the ball. I mean the shock, the thing goes through your body, and you are like, 'wow, this is really a tough crowd.' Then you look up and you see some clown having an identity crisis swimming around.

The jury is still out. Is the public going to embrace an earlier finish to the year It's a wait-and-see type deal.

Other days, making one or two birdies seems like it's going to be impossible.

I am very pleased that the greatest player that has lived has chosen me to be his assistant again. Obviously, Jack thought I was a good sounding board for the decision-making process throughout the competition. I would have loved to have made the team, but this is another honor that I wish more players could experience in their careers.

She's got all of our respect. We understand how difficult it is out here. She's going to win a lot of tournaments in her lifetime. Everybody should just let it happen and let her progress. The answer will come five years down the road, not these seven tournaments (vs. men pros).

I think 51 players who made the cut came from one side and only 19 from the other. That's when you know you got the bad end of the draw. Most times, however, it usually all evens out.

It doesn't make sense to go back and forth (to the hotel). I'll just fire up my computer.

My left knee went out and the bindings didn't release and I heard a pop. And that's when I knew it was a mistake. But I got a good rate on a 25-minute rental. It was my very first - and very last - run in skiing history.

It's weird. I was just thinking about Seinfeld this morning, because a few guys were giving me trouble for only eating muffin tops at breakfast.

I think my day started at 2 a.m. when I heard the wind blowing, along with everybody else. All of my years coming here, I never really felt wind like that at night. So I knew it was going to be a tough day. It's all crosswinds. There are very few holes straight into the wind or downwind.

If he wins the PGA, it's as good a year as anybody has ever had in modern times.

We're dinosaurs. A lot of us still make a nice living, but being able to win golf tournaments will be difficult with our type of game.

It's difficult to win anytime, anywhere on tour now, let alone a crazy, wild format like this that's a lot of fun to be involved in, ... We are going with the same type of strategy that we have the past couple of years and see what happens.

I was thinking, 'Well, let's see if you can make it for 18 holes. I hit a lot of good shots. I don't know what happened.

Signing golf balls while you're walking is tough. That's a killer. If I'm trying to get somewhere, I'll autograph it, but it's going to look like a 2-year-old signed it.

It's hard to tell who got the better draw until you get through 36 holes. You look at the scores, and, yes, it probably was tougher later in the day. But if you're playing well, it usually doesn't matter as much.