Also today, we're watching to see whether there's any truth to this rumor that Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry have secretly become friends. The first lady, who first met her wannabe successor after last week's debate, says she thinks the two have a lot in common. We even chose the same color suits to wear for that night, ... The Tonight Show.
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