Cancer's a Funny Thing I wish I had the voice of Homer To sing of rectal carcinoma, Which kills a lot more chaps, in fact, Than were bumped off when Troy was sacked . . .
More Quotes from J. B. S. Haldane:
I am quite sure that our views on evolution would be very different had biologists studied genetics and natural selection before and not after most of them were convinced that evolution had occurred.J. B. S. Haldane
Shelley and Keats were the last English poets who were at all up to date in their chemical knowledge.
J. B. S. Haldane
Einstein - the greatest Jew since Jesus. I have no doubt that Einstein's name will still be remembered and revered when Lloyd George, Foch and William Hohenzollern share with Charlie Chaplin that ineluctable oblivion which awaits the uncreative mind.
J. B. S. Haldane
Science is vastly more stimulating to the imagination than are the classics.
J. B. S. Haldane
If human beings could be propagated by cutting, like apple trees, aristocracy would be biologically sound.
J. B. S. Haldane
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Topics: Facts Quotes, Jokes & Humor QuotesBased on Keywords: bumped, cancers, carcinoma, chaps, rectal, sacked, troy
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
Mitch Hedberg
How can we help President Obama?
Fidel Castro
Jimi Hendrix played loud and free, Sergeant Pepper was real to me.
Al Stewart