In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
More Quotes from Terry Pratchett:Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys, they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed.
You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink
He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk
The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness.
He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe- which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.
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