I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
More Quotes from Joe E. Lewis:
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.Joe E. Lewis
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
Joe E. Lewis
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E. Lewis
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Joe E. Lewis
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
Joe E. Lewis
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Joe E. Lewis
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Topics: Diet QuotesBased on Keywords: pep, pills
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.
Paul Rodriguez
In advertising not to be different is virtually suicidal.
William Bernbach
Be still and cool in thine own mind and spirit.
George Fox