I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
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Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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