How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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I bet on a horse at ten to one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
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Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is theoretically possible.
William James
The hypothesis may be put forward, to be tested by the s subsequent investigation, that this development has been in large part a matter of the reciprocal interaction of new factual insights and knowledge on the one hand with changes in the theoretical system on the other.
Talcott Parsons
I don't read a lot of the sports, because I think people sometimes either build it up, or you have this guy that hates sports that is going to write bad about it, so I figure I'm not going to read it. Because I'm not going to let him put an idea into my head.
Herschel Walker