If youre reading it in a book, folks, it aint self-help. Its help.
More Quotes from George Carlin:
I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead peopleGeorge Carlin
I'm also tired of hearing about innocent victims this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilt, period, fck you, end of report, next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
George Carlin
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror.
George Carlin
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball
George Carlin
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Topics: Books QuotesSince this war began our sympathy has gone out to all the suffering people who have been dragged into it. Further hundreds of millions have become involved since I spoke at Limerick fortnight ago.
Eamon de Valera
Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under compulsion from society.
Karl Marx
To teach a child an instrument without first giving him preparatory training and without developing singing, reading and dictating to the highest level along with the playing is to build upon sand.
Zoltan Kodaly