Describing what would happen if Minnesota sold Lake Superior One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned lock, stock, and roulette wheel by the Lutheran Brotherhood and must renegotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than 120 for a suit.
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