Never order food in excess of your body weight.
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.Erma Bombeck
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want Adenauer to want the job.
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When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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