The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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Poetry is a mixture of common sense, which not all have, with an uncommon sense, which very few have.
John Masefield
For several days after my first book was published, I carried it about in my pocket and took surreptitious peeps at it to make sure the ink had not faded.
James M. Barrie
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
Duke Ellington