You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
More Quotes from Dane Cook:I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
One night after a show he gave me a gift. When I opened up the bag, he had made out of clay and dried macaroni a model of the universe with the planets and everything. Then in the middle of the model was an action figure with my face on it. I was the center of his universe.
An example People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity, he says. Not him. I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
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