Start each day out the holy way.. with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH.... and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful'
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I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff, ... They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.'Dane Cook
Whatever you need. I'm here for you.
Dane Cook
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
Dane Cook
I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.
Dane Cook
It was Peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful EYE
Dane Cook
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
Dane Cook
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