The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.Andy Rooney
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If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.
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