The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andy Rooney
It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often, and that passes for good on television.
Andy Rooney
People like to say, You're only as old as you feel, but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.
Andy Rooney
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.
Andy Rooney
If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.
Andy Rooney
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
Andy Rooney
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