The only choreography I have in my act is where I walk about ten feet, from stage right to stage left. Then I say, You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
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In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.Allan Sherman
Four times I looked for psychiatric help, and each time I arrived at the inescapable conclusion that the psychiatrist was crazier than I was.
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Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
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They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee.
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The whole city (Los Angeles) gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell. Cut Strike it and then the stagehands will scurry out and remove the mountains, the movie-star homes, the Hollywood Bowl - everything.
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Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon.
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