My new Sex Image was an immediate hit. Richard Burton hasn't spoken to me since. Or before either, for that matter.
More Quotes from Allan Sherman:
In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.Allan Sherman
It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!
Allan Sherman
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
Allan Sherman
I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.
Allan Sherman
I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich.
Allan Sherman
The only choreography I have in my act is where I walk about ten feet, from stage right to stage left. Then I say, You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
Allan Sherman
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