A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
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If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.
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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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