Reality is frequently inaccurate.
("The Restaurant at the End of the Universe")
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And as he drove on, the rain clouds dragged down the sky after him for, though he did not know it, Rob McKenna was a Rain God. All he knew was that his working days were miserable and he had a succession of lousy holidays. All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him and water him.Douglas Adams
Marvin was humming ironically because he hated humans so much.
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Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
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I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
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