The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
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Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
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Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball only the part where you drive the cart.)
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet.
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