Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res,
She hasn’t been kissed in forty years,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
She had the form like the back of a hack,
When she cried the tears ran down her back,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
She never could hold the love of man
‘Cause she took her baths in a talcum can,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
She had four chins, her knees would knock,
And her face would stop a cuckoo clock,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
She could beg a franc, a drink, a meal,
But it wasn’t because of sex appeal,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
She could guzzle a barrel of sour wine,
And eat a hog without peeling the rind,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
The MPS think they won the war, Parley-voo.
The MPS think they won the war, Parley-voo.
The MPS think they won the war,
Standing guard at the caf? door,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
The officers get the pie and cake, Parley-voo.
The officers get the pie and cake, Parley-voo.
The officers get the pie and cake,
And all we get is the bellyache,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
The sergeant ought to take a bath, Parley-voo.
The sergeant ought to take a bath, Parley-voo.
If he changes his underwear
The frogs will give him the Croix-de-Guerre,
Hinky-dinky, parley-voo.
You might forget the gas and shells, Parley-voo.
You might forget the gas and shells, Parley-voo.
You might forget the groans and yells
But you’ll never forget the mademoiselles,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
Mademoiselle from Armenti?res, Parley-voo?
Just blow your nose, and dry your tears,
We’ll all be back in a few short years,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.
(Anonymous Americas)
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