When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
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I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
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When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.
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But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.
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