Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
To err is human, to purr feline.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Prejudices save time.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
Properties that are undervalued get pushed up to value or above because there will be more than one person interested. Once buyers get drawn into a negotiation, they get focused on winning the house and often lose track of the price they pay.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Stop crime at its source Support Planned Parenthood.
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
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