Judy Carter Quotes (12 Quotes)

Smoking is absolutely a personal decision, and one that everyone knows is bad for your health. And exercise needs to be a part of everyone's daily routine. It will help keep your heart and vessels in shape for your entire life.

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.

It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents.

Heart disease and diabetes are often discussed hand in hand. That's because 85 percent of people diagnosed with diabetes will die from cardiovascular disease.

You have to do research. When I went to meet my boyfriend's family, I was told, 'Do not bring up Israel or politics. Just stay clear.' I also knew the father was an avid golfer and he played tennis, and I brushed up on those sports.

Give compliments to others, and make it a point to interact with your family members. Speak slowly on purpose, and finally, sit for 15 minutes and do nothing.

If a person sleeps less than four hours a night, there is a 73 percent risk of obesity, and five hours a night equals a 50 percent risk. Sleeping only six hours a night, you have a 23 percent chance of becoming obese. Listen to your body when you are tired.

Fatigue is becoming a very common complaint in the United States.

You've got to lighten up because our lives are jokes, ... My whole idea is that we just have to accept the idea that stuff is going to happen. Life is humiliating and let's just have a good laugh about it.

This is what I call power joking, ... We've gotten very politically correct at corporations and we don't want to make a joke to offend somebody or another group. So make fun of yourself.

They're the parents of your loved one, so of course you'll be curious about them. And nothing will play better than that. It's human nature. We all love people who are interested in us.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.