Joe Garagiola Quotes (13 Quotes)

The White Sox (early 60s) are rightly called the 'Hitless Wonders' -- their idea of offense is a walk, an error and a hurricane.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

Every game is kind of the same. He rushes a couple up there at 97, 98, then gives you a couple of off-speed pitches, the changeup, the curve, ... It's so unfair. It's just wrong.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Six of one, half dozen of another. Oh, well, half of one, six dozen of the other.

His laughter ran from the tip of his toes through his entire body.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later."