Jason Bateman Quotes (15 Quotes)

I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth.

I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.

Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch.

Only one in every four people under 35 voted in the last election and Gore still won. So if we get more young people to vote, we can get the landslide we deserve and we could really reap the benefits of what John Kerry stands for.

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.

I'm in a little bit of a different situation, because working in the business that I do and living in the city that I live in, I haven't had a problem with people who are gay. Since I was 10 I've been working alongside them, and some of my best friends are gay.

Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong.

And rounding out the flick were newcomer Thomas Jane, who plays Diaz's love interest, and former teen heartthrob Jason Bateman as his smarmy loser brother. Working with three of Hollywood's top actresses was horrible, ... Maybe if they'd just shown up sober, it would've been OK. They were drunk on the set, on the way to the set, always.

I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.

People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude.

All in the Family.' I loved watching Carroll O'Connor play this despicable character and make him so hysterically flawed and charmingly vulnerable to where he could get away with saying so many off-color things and yet it endeared him to you.

If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.