Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said if you gotta go, go with a smile.
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said if you gotta go, go with a smile.
I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation.
It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I've never had any trouble identifying with the character that I'm playing.
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier some place else.
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