Children ask better questions than adults. May I have a cookie Why is the sky blue and What does a cow say are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than Where's your manuscript Why haven't you called and Who's your lawyer
Children ask better questions than adults. May I have a cookie Why is the sky blue and What does a cow say are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than Where's your manuscript Why haven't you called and Who's your lawyer
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
Children are rarely in the position to lend one a truly interesting sum of money. There are, however, exceptions, and such children are an excellent addition to any party.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in moods, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement mixer long after one's interest in the topic has waned
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