Chris Tucker Quotes (14 Quotes)

We understand costs are going to increase every year. But when these cost increases are twice the rate of inflation over a three-year period -- all we're saying is that we'd like to know why. And let's strategize to hold down tuition in the future.

I didn't know what he was talking about. I hadn't put two and two together, ... That night, I found out he OK'd it.

We can only comment on what we've seen, and what we've seen from the Chilean government is nothing at all.

I told him to watch out for (the mother) because I felt suspicious, ... You need to watch out. Be careful.

We were lucky down here. We could have been a St. Bernard with water up to the (house) eaves.

What You tell people that, I won't get no more black movies.

I want to do movies that mean something, that make people laugh and cry -- great movies, period-piece movies -- and work with the best people out there, who bring the best out of me,

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.

They came out very prepared and we missed lot of tackles. We have to start on Monday and watch the film. I kept asking what was happening. They just out-competed us.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

I couldn't tell people what I wanted to do because I was from Atlanta. You don't tell people you're gonna be a comedian in Atlanta. That means you ain't gonna do nothing,

So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian.

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.