Bugs Baer Quotes (9 Quotes)

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.

Describing an exciting play during a 1920s Harvard-Yale game, when all the fans were wearing raccoon coats The crowd rose as one raccoon.

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

After a journeyman pitcher with that name threw a shutout Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.