I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.
I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.
I've made my peace with myself.
My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.
I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.
When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.
If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.
I was always the second heavy.
I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.
It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.
I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.
So don't applaud. Just send me the check.
I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.
I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.
I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.
I'm a lousy reader.
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