Adam Carolla Quotes (16 Quotes)

right now, I hope it's later rather than sooner.

Everyone keeps saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.' It's like saying, 'How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt ' I don't care.

When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person,

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, ... I love the interior and the style of the car.

I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely -- stir crazy -- and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life,

There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (bleep) is 'The Man Show' audience You either go up there and connect, or you go up there and you don't connect,

The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern -- he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's outrageous. He's all those things, but he's also a very smart guy.

spontaneous, clever, specific, oblique and at the same time very human.

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

What happens is censors say you can do the joke, but what they're going to do is take your beautiful broth and dump a pillowcase full of flour into it, ... Then, they say you can still have your broth, but it's not so good anymore, and ultimately it's the people who get the crappy soup because they're worried about the one guy who is allergic to it and not the rest of us.

He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

The Jews are leaving the settlement in the Gaza Strip,

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life, ... So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.