My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
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I say get an education. Become an electrician, a mechanic, a doctor, a lawyer anything but a fighter. In this trade, it's the managers that make the money and last the longest.Muhammad Ali
Frazier soaked it all up like a sponge. When they arrived in Manila it was the same story. Ali poured scorn on his opponent. Humiliated him. Joe had the heart of a lion but verbally he was out of his depth when Ali got going. One time, as fight day approached, Ali spotted Frazier on a hotel balcony, grabbed a security guard's gun and fired some rounds at him. Everybody knew it wasn't live ammo but it still startled the hell out of Joe. Go back in your hole, Gorilla, ... You gonna scare the people Come out again and I'm gonna kill ya before time
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Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change.
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You know I hate fighting. If I knew how to make a living some other way, I would.
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To be able to give away riches is mandatory if you wish to possess them. This is the only way that you will be truly rich.
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I'm gonna have to be killed before I lose, and I ain't going to die easy.
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