If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
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If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.Lewis Black
I'm going to make my transition to weatherman soon,
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
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A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER'
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When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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