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Whenever there's a new baby in my family, even if I don't know who the father is, I display pictures of it. But only one or two per child. No one wants to see 37 pictures of your grandchild - which is also why you must never carry more than one picture of each grandchild in your wallet.
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I get what he meant. He thought about shooting the guy, and that's good enough for me.
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
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